The 10 Musicals That May Not Be Produced

Source: Wikipedia1. Survivor – The Musical

2. Apollo 13 – The Musical

3. The X-Men – The Musical

4. Alien – The Musical

5. The Exorcist – The Musical

6. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation – The Musical

7. Die Hard – The Musical

8. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon – The Chinese Opera

9. Jaws – The Musical

10. An Inconvenient Truth – The Musical

Extra: The Blair Witch Project – The Musical

The 10 Unlikely Survivor Destinations or Themes

1. Survivor: Payatas
Payatas in Quezon City is an infamous garbage dumpsite in Metro Manila. See how challengers sift their way through the stench and the filth.

2. Survivor: Antarctica
Let us see how the tribes manage to live in the coldest pace on Earth.

3. Survivor: Basilan
A province in the south of the Philippines known to be the hideout of an terrorist group. Tribes must out wit and outsmart each other and the bandits.

4. Survivor: Siberia
This place is not so cold as the South Pole but perhaps offering more vegetation.

5. Survivor: The Sewers
The entire Survivor season will take place inside the sewer system of either Paris, London or New York.

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The 10 Ways to be Annoying

1. While in a crowded elevator, bus or MRT, shout “Ang Baho-baho dito!” (It so stinky here!)

2. In a place where there are security guards order them to arrest any random person in the vicinity.

3. When answering or picking up a cellphone or landline call say “Hello mommy,” in a childish fashion.

4. Slap people in their forehead, chin or cheeks and tell them that you’re trying to smack a mosquito.

5. In a check-out counter at a supermarket or department store as the cashier if they accept payment in hugs.

6. Ask for tampons in your nearest sari-sari store and if they don’t know what it is ask them to search for it on Wikipedia.

7. Go to your hardware store and ask if they have a “flux capacitor” for time travel.

8. Visit your local civil registrar and file for a petition to change your first name to C3PO and last name to R2D2.

9. Vist your bank and insist they change your P1000.00 to Marcos era P2.00 bills.

10. Call a telephone operator and ask to place a collect call to Santa Claus. Tags: